Sunday, September 14, 2008

The Nutcase, The Conehead, and the Cframe mission: Chapter 1

Geronimoia and EdduTheArdo were sitting in the bus, reading the 'Hiring' section of the newspaper, because it was the only page they hadn't read.
"Hmm, this one says 'build a statue of me'... Should we do it?" Geronimoia asked.
"No, I bet he can find one in Free Models and recolor it." EdduTheArdo said.
"You're right," Geronimoia agreed. "But what can we do to occupy our time?"
"Hey, what's that one say?" EdduTheArdo suddenly said, pointing to the bottom of the page.
Geronimoia looked at it. He read aloud:
"Cframe mission: Will pay 2000 tickets to anyone who can solve the problems I have with my CFrame system. My place is at 6923 Bloxxing Street. --SnackCracker."
Geronimoia's eyebrows raised. "Hmm. Sounds like fun."
"Well, let's go!" EdduTheArdo exclaimed.
The two friends looked out the window to see that they were driving past 6921 Bloxxing Street. "How continent," they said.
They pulled the cord to signal the bus to stop. They hopped out and walked up to 6923 Bloxxing Street and knocked on the door. A guy with a Tan Stetson opened the door.
"Hello there, SnackCracker. We're here about your 'Cframe mission.'" Geronimoia said.
"Thank goodness," SnackCracker exclaimed. He let EdduTheArdo and Geronimoia in.
"So tell us more about your problem," EdduTheArdo said to SnackCracker.
"Well," SnackCracker started to explain, "I was building an Alternate Dimension place, but then I added a model with a Cframe script that wasn't contained. It was spread to everything else in the level, and now it's a whole mess. I need someone to destroy the core that has the Cframe. If you two can manage to destroy it, I'll give both of you 1000 tickets."
"Alright. So, how do we get there?" Geronimoia asked.
"This teleport tube will take you there." SnackCracker pointed to a little pod. Everyone crammed themselves in. SnackCracker pressed a button, and there was a huge flash, and when the door opened again, they were in a place that had tons of things scattered everywhere.
"Both of you have received jet boots to start you off," SnackCracker added, "But weapons are scattered around the level. You'll need them."
"But why? I thought we just dealing with a huge mess." Geronimoia noted.
"There are a few enemies... Like scarabs, zombies and Alternate Dimension noobs." SnackCracker explained.
"What else is there that might be dangerous?" EdduTheArdo asked.
"Flying lava squares, killbots, enemy generators, gravity shifters, and finally, the bottom of the level." SnackCracker finished off.
"Piece of cake. We'll be done before you know it. Right, Gero?" EdduTheArdo said. Geronimoia didn't respond. "Geronimoia?"
Geronimoia gulped.

Notes:
-Geronimoia is the nutcase, EdduTheArdo is the conehead, and The Cframe mission is self-explanatory.
-I got this idea from EdduTheArdo's Cframe Obstacle Course, and SaladDog's Cframe Swordfight.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

I got Builder's Club!

Fear me! For I am getting 15 ROBUX a day, and I am wearing the Builder's Club hard hat. Haha!

~Gero

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Feet don't fail me now: Chapter 2

Geronimoia walked outside and smelled the fresh sky. He walked down his steps and went into town. But when he got there, he was nearly trampled by a panicking JoshJosh117. He regained his balance and looked at the street. It was like every user online was running, screaming, and crawling for their lives. He caught up with tyty7894.
"tyty7894! What is going on!?" Geronimoia said.
"A noob!" Was what tyty7894 was able to say out of breath. "He's got-wheeze-Blox-armor!"
"So?" Geronimoia said.
"And-inhale-A ROCKET LAUNCHER!"
Geronimoia gasped. "Get on the move. I'll take care of this." tyty7894 kept running. Geronimoia, on the other hand, walked against the flow, moving towards the insane Noob. He dodged people running away. Finally, he found a guy with a shiny chest and a Rocket launcher tool named "Locknload8341."
"YOU DON'T SCARE ME!" Geronimoia yelled to the insane, new Robloxian. Geronimoia's bravery was awarded with Locknload8341 shooting a missile at him. Geronimoia hopped back as the rocket exploded right where he was standing, just barely living. Geronimoia's nerve started to give out.
"Now you do." Geronimoia said. Then he got his rear in gear and panicked as he ran faster than everyone else, passing the crowds and getting away.
"HEEELLLLPPP!!" Geronimoia screamed. He ran into a building that was made completely out of welded bricks. He slammed the door. He knew this was going to be a long day.

Stories I have planned

I am thinking of a few stories to put up here. Featuring some of my friends:
  • Feet don't fail me now: Geronimoia has to save his friends from a Noob: that has Blox armor and a Rocket Launcher. (At least it's not a delimber.)
  • Live as much as you want and can: Geronimoia and SonicBrawl try to help Gero accomplish his dreams and live his life to the fullest.
  • A night can take a few hours: Can Geronimoia and CloneTrooper768 survive zombies until the sun comes up? Probably not.
  • Splurt: Geronimoia has to get through a paintball field. And he'll make anyone who shoots him pay for his drycleaning.
  • Small size, small power.: When you're two inches tall in a large-scale house, the impossible is impossible after all.
Here are a few stories I'm making/going to make. Which one do/would you like?

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Live as much as you want and can: Chapter 2

"Ready to play Chicken, SonicBrawl?" Geronimoia called out from on top of a Pterodactyl.
"Oh yeah, I am! But it should really be called Pterodactyl." He called, also on a Pterodactyl.
Geronimoia and SonicBrawl were by a large farm, populated by flying dinosaurs. They had their "Shopping carts" pointed towards each other. They chose their "Fly" tools and pressed Y. Their Pterodactyls started flying towards each other quickly. There was a huge crash as the Pterodactyls exploded and Geronimoia and SonicBrawl hit their heads on each other. Their brain waves were temporarily jumbled.
"Why yes, I would love extra Grundy on my shirt!" SonicBrawl dizzily muttered
"No time like chili dog flotsam and Jetsons time..." Geronimoia's mouth released.
When their brains were functioning again, they were proud of what they built. The Pterodactyl farm had a large farmhouse and lots of flyable Pterodactyls. It even had bricks so you could build your own.
"Well, you got what you wanted. Any other things you want to accomplish?" SonicBrawl asked Geronimoia.
"Let's see... SWITCHIE!"
A Pterodactyl with a blue collar flew in and dropped one of Geronimoia's papers into his hand.
"It says: Blox clockwork for fun, using a teapot." He read aloud.
"I heard he was by PoolComplex."
"Let's-a go!"
World 1-1
Clockwork, who was wearing a teapot hat, walked by PoolComplex and it's many waterslides. He heard giggling. He looked around, and kept walking froward.
"HI CLOCKWORK!" Yelled a voice from behind. Clockwork turned around and saw a guy with the legendary egg of Gyrax.
"Uh, hi?" Clockwork mysteriously said.
"Let's play SonicBrawl says! SONICBRAWL SAYS WALK FROWARD!" He yelled. They both walked froward.
After a while of walking, jumping, and breakdancing on command, SonicBrawl said "Press =!" Their hats fell off each other's head. SonicBrawl picked up the teapot. He tossed it to Geronimoia, who threw it onto a red platform. Clockwork stupidly jumped after it, and landed on the red platform, which was glue. Clockwork was stuck. Then a guy with a yellow thing on his chest took down Clockwork with a sword.
"WHEN I SPAWN, YOU'RE GOING DOWN!" He yelled. Geronimoia and SonicBrawl ran off.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Live as much as you want and can: Chapter 1

"*Snore* Builder's club hard hat... *Snore* No, no onions... *Snore* Nothing's gonna change my shirt..."
Geronimoia was asleep on his piano. He had passed out playing the theme to "Wallace and Gromit." His head was slowly slipping down off the top base and was now heading towards the keys.
BUUNT! The piano played.
"I'M AWAKE!" Geronimoia shrieked.
Geronimoia was awakened quickly. He looked around. He was in his home. He looked at the clock. 10:30 am. Huh. It was late.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Coming!" Called Geronimoia.
When Geronimoia answered the door, it was his friend, SonicBrawl.
"Hi, Gero!" SonicBrawl said. "Guess what I did!"
"Uhh... solved world hunger?" Geronimoia asked.
"That, AND: I sky dived out of an exploding plane and dodged storm clouds, and then landed in a speeding car, and rode off a ramp. I jumped out and the car crashed into a house and exploded, while I rocket launched a noob! All without dying!" SonicBrawl happily said.
Geronimoia was amazed at the stuntdouble stunt he had done. "Wow." He muttered.
"I've been waiting to do that for years!" SonicBrawl added.
"Well," Geronimoia said, "I have a few things I've been waiting to do. Like these." He handed SonicBrawl a sheet of paper. It had a few tasks written on it.
"Is this all?" SonicBrawl asked.
"Nope." Geronimoia answered. He opened the door to a room, which had TONS of papers in it. It was like someone used the copy tool on the Failed Proofs of the Riemann Hypothesis hat.
"You want to do all THIS!?" SonicBrawl asked.
"It's a checklist." Geronimoia answered. "Most of it is checked off, but a few I still want to do. Let me find one!" He did a cannonball into the papers. He shuffled around and pulled out a sheet of paper with an empty checkbox.
"What's it say?" SonicBrawl questioned.
"Let's see... 'Become Pterodactyl Rider and Trainer.' Sweet!" Geronimoia read out.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" SonicBrawl said happily. He ran outside with Geronimoia.

NOTES: This is another story. I would like to have a Pterodactyl farm someday!

Feet don't fail me now: Chapter 1

"Yawwnnn..."
Geronimoia woke up in his bed. Well, on it. He had trouble rising the welded blanket on top of him. He got up, stretched, and walked towards the bathroom, but walked past it and went into the laundry room instead. He opened his washing machine.
"Now where is that teleport... there!"
There was a dim rectangular prisim on the bottom of the washing machine. He touched it.
BLOIP.
Geronimoia was warped into a large, water-filled box with a swirling agitator. He was swung onto the walls, jetting through the water and bounding off, flying in every which direction there was.
BONK! THUNK! PAINFUL HEADBUMP!
Geronimoia waited for the teleport to appear so he could finish his bath with his clothes on. Finally he heard the BLOIP and he was in front of his closet, safe in his house.
"Ahh."
Geronimoia reached inside his closet. He pulled out blue pants, green sleeves, his only Roblōx visor, and finally, his signature orange Grundy shirt. It was his favorite, his pride and joy, his one and only. He put on a smile, closed his closet, and ran out the door.
"I'M READY FOR ANOTHER FANTASTIC DAY!"

NOTES: It looks boring now, but it will get somewhat interesting. Sooner.
--Geronimoia