Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Live as much as you want and can: Chapter 1

"*Snore* Builder's club hard hat... *Snore* No, no onions... *Snore* Nothing's gonna change my shirt..."
Geronimoia was asleep on his piano. He had passed out playing the theme to "Wallace and Gromit." His head was slowly slipping down off the top base and was now heading towards the keys.
BUUNT! The piano played.
"I'M AWAKE!" Geronimoia shrieked.
Geronimoia was awakened quickly. He looked around. He was in his home. He looked at the clock. 10:30 am. Huh. It was late.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Coming!" Called Geronimoia.
When Geronimoia answered the door, it was his friend, SonicBrawl.
"Hi, Gero!" SonicBrawl said. "Guess what I did!"
"Uhh... solved world hunger?" Geronimoia asked.
"That, AND: I sky dived out of an exploding plane and dodged storm clouds, and then landed in a speeding car, and rode off a ramp. I jumped out and the car crashed into a house and exploded, while I rocket launched a noob! All without dying!" SonicBrawl happily said.
Geronimoia was amazed at the stuntdouble stunt he had done. "Wow." He muttered.
"I've been waiting to do that for years!" SonicBrawl added.
"Well," Geronimoia said, "I have a few things I've been waiting to do. Like these." He handed SonicBrawl a sheet of paper. It had a few tasks written on it.
"Is this all?" SonicBrawl asked.
"Nope." Geronimoia answered. He opened the door to a room, which had TONS of papers in it. It was like someone used the copy tool on the Failed Proofs of the Riemann Hypothesis hat.
"You want to do all THIS!?" SonicBrawl asked.
"It's a checklist." Geronimoia answered. "Most of it is checked off, but a few I still want to do. Let me find one!" He did a cannonball into the papers. He shuffled around and pulled out a sheet of paper with an empty checkbox.
"What's it say?" SonicBrawl questioned.
"Let's see... 'Become Pterodactyl Rider and Trainer.' Sweet!" Geronimoia read out.
"What are we waiting for? Let's go!" SonicBrawl said happily. He ran outside with Geronimoia.

NOTES: This is another story. I would like to have a Pterodactyl farm someday!

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